Friday, July 21, 2006

Why Does This Stuff Even Circulate?

Rodriguez laughs off trade rumor

First off, the proposal is ridiculous. Second, there is no way the Yankees are trading Alex Rodriguez. Third, this is doing nothing but further bruising his psyche. It's clear at this point that his mind resembles that of a 15-year-old, so why fuck with him?

Obviously, Yankees haters are behind this. Because if you perpeturate such rumors, you obviously don't want to see the team suceed.

P.S. If anyone hears me boo Alex for the rest of the season, you have full permission to punch me square in the balls. The only exception would be him striking out with a guy on third and less than two outs -- UPDATE: Or grounding into a game-ending double-play. Thanks, Andy -- in a game that definitively means something (i.e. they lose this and they're mathematically out of the playoffs).

In fact, I think I'm done with the A-Rod moniker all together. He's Alex from now on.