Thursday, April 27, 2006

Things I'm Learning Watching the Phillies Game

1) If you're a God-fearing American, you should be bracing for the Apocalypse, as David Bell is 2 for 2. Yes, that David Bell. And that's 2 for 2 as in two hits in two at bats, not two strikeouts.

2) No matter what went down between he and the Yankees, I still pull for Jon Lieber. Mind you, I despise Philly sports.

3) If I didn't know better, I'd say that Sal Fasano made a cameo in Major League as Clue Haywood (this year's home run champion. He led the AL in most offensive categories, including nose hairs).