Monday, October 31, 2005

Innuendo Times Ten

I don't even know what to think of this story from ESPN.com. At first, I thought it was a clever farce, but it was posted at 1 a.m., and it's still up now, so it seems legit. The link:

Dick to replace Johnson vs. Gamecocks

Looks like the ole' Johnson couldn't stand up to the challenge, so Coach Nutt (yes, that's his name) is starting some fresh meat against the Gamecocks. Whether Dick can thrust his way to victory against the Cocks remains to be seen, but what we can tell you is that this will be a BIG game.